aleatoryw:

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking “boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now”, and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

ALT

kaasiand:

squeeze

[ID: A MS Paint style drawing of a hand clutching a Red Pikmin. It’s arms and legs are poking straight out of the fist as it’s squeezed, and it’s leaf is also straight up. /End ID]

hollowslantern:

my goldfish and acetaminophen snack

[ID: Two acetaminophen pills placed on top of a bowl full of goldfish. /End ID]

handsmotif:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

Pink Floyd 🖤

[text ID: the last time you wore a band t-shirt, what was the band? /end ID]

horseimagebarn:

horse wearing a pikachu costume in what looks like somebodys driveway it may be the middle of the day but perhaps this horse is doing some very early trick or treating or maybe even a cosplay just for fun either way this horse is definitely dressed up

plattshaming:

flowers-but-gay:

[Image description: text in all-caps in front of an emoji with oversized human eyes and raised eyebrows. The text reads “i am looking at your shirt i’m reading the text on your shirt there’s text on your shirt and i’m reading it i swear to god i’m not staring at your boobs there’s just text on your shirt and i want to know what it says”. End ID]

transfemgodtamer:

crobat:

[ID: A screenshot of Discord messages made by someone with the nickname “may” saying: “why so yurious? - the lesber.” The first message has two reactions - two people reacted with a thumbs down, and two people reacted with a thumbs up. After the message with the reactions is “controversial post i see.”]

bikwin5:

the earliest recorded homestuck reference was made in the book of exodus when israel is referred to as the “land of milk and honey”

eastgaysian:

won’t beef with people younger than me because that’s embarrassing for me. won’t beef with people older than me because that’s embarrassing for them. won’t beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.